I guess I still have this thing. Might as well update!

Dear everyone,
Please get over your goddamn self. If you think your problems matter to anyone else, you are sadly mistaken. I know that no amount of LJ entries will get you all to cut the drama, but if you can't please stay away from me because if I hear another moronic melodramatic moaning I am going to vomit. on you. If you try to think about something other than yourself for a change, you might realize just how retarded you all sound.
thank you,
love, Russell

Well I didn't end up going on the global night commute.

But I did save a little boy from a severe asskicking and possibly a lifetime of abuse.

So that's good enough for today.

-(Quebec Board of Tourism). Does anyone else find that funny?

I got rid of some limited edition journal entries so that people might not think I'm crazy. I'm not crazy.

and today was a good day.

I can now drive my van to and from school. I missed driving.

This was a very angry entry.

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Today I got a valentine in the mail

russell, yousa cutie, <3 US

on a barbie valentine!

the handwriting is pretty bad, but thank you anyway, US!

A very french-looking frenchman has apparently discovered that the grooves on an ancient vase from pompeii contain audio data that can be read much like a record. In the clip you can hear ancient pompeiians chatting and the unmistakable sound of human laughter.


http://www.zalea.org/article.php3?id_article=496 Lire la video!

I've been assessing my needs recently, and I've come to the conclusion that if I had the following three basic needs met, my life would be a whole lot better. If you can help me out, send me an email or reply! Here they are in reverse order of importance:

Employment
I'm completely broke, and so the time to make money is once again at hand. I'm looking for a job with:

-Flexible Hours: I will work at most 15 hours/week and need a lot of vacation time.
-High Pay: Not necessary, but always a plus
-Fun Work: Dealing with people is to be avoided unless it's something that will take up my entire attention span (ie, I will be too busy to think over and over to myself "god this person is a fucking moron")

Recommend me for a place where you work and you get to work with me!

Calculus H Notebook
I realized that I spend (theoretically) three hours a day taking notes, doing classwork, doing homework, checking classwork and homework, and staring blankly at my notebook. All of these problems could be solved and those 3 hours a day could be spent on much more worthy activites if some generous MHS alumnus would hook me up with a completed notebook from the class. Willing to pay money or sexual favors.

Girlfriend
I have massive amounts of free time and a heart that is too big not to share. Preferably someone who is empathic and non-conforming. Send all applications/recommendations to Biggles42788@hotmail.com

So Clark accepted me and offered me a presidential scholarship of $48,000. Still waiting for umass, mcgill, bowdoin, and union.

I need a college student to sign a note that says I was on a tour at your university on january 11th. Anyone?

nothing about today makes me want to live until tomorrow

There is to be a double christening as soon as possible!

Thanks to Nirvana Seeds, inc. I now have 20 reasons to celebrate!

Dance, Hitler, Dance!


Put on some music and look at him go...


fun fact: the website www.martinlutherking.org is owned and run by the KKK, and is devoted to bashing Martin Luther King, Jr.

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this kid didn't get his money stolen, that's right. This kid right over here.

Today is my half birthday. Go me.

today I won french. We voted on the best explanation of a french comic strip and mine won by one vote. My ego is abnormally healthy.